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neon-vagina:

palegoddessofthenorth:

FRUIT LIGHTERS

To light your fruit on fire

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

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justalittlelostt:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

miss-mimibee

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no-lyfe-loser:

lickgold:

When the sun hits my god damn eye ball

Wow

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martianhammock:

unfriendlyindianhottie:

It’s not wrong to have nudes. Women are allowed to be proud of their body and want to send pics to whoever they want. you know why?? bc they think that their trust wont be violated. Stop telling girls that they were asking for it if their nudes…

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“ Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy. ”

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torontomami:

Same

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