Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
girlfriend: I know
boy wakes up and only mum is there
boy: where's my girlfriend
mum: who do you think gave you the penis