February 2011
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when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
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If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
January 2011
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whereisthalove:
They should datee .
When people yell "You're so pretty today" at...
I respond like
Then i walk off like
No, I’m like
But walk off thinking, “SO AM I USUALLY UGLY?!
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Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
When the teacher says you can choose your own...
stayfornickj:
lovepeacejonas:
acciorupertgrint:
The girls are like
and the guys are like
and the loners are like
i think the Girls are more like: :D
And then the teacher is like JUST KIDDING buddy up with the person you’re sitting next to. And we’re all like
And the loners are like
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What will happen during exams:
Expectations: This shit should be easy, I studied all night.
Reality: What the fuck, I’ve never seen this shit in my entire life.
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When you're with your best friend and you see the...
alwaysinreverse:
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When your period's late but you've never had sex
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
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I love pandas. They're so chill. They're like,...
runningthroughthestars:
parttimepanda:
thatgirlgabii:
reblog worthy, for sure
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“I never would have kissed you cause I fell in love with you.” -Trey Songz”
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“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will...”
– (500) Days of Summer (via youcantry)
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My parents decide to go out and leave me alone at...
be-live-believe:
Expectation:
Reality:
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The Lion King
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectation:
Reality:
Submitted by pyrifolia
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Jersey Shore: When I'm Stuck
liveyourlife16:
With people I can’t stand
With friends
With best friends
In an awkward situation
My mom is going to murder me when she sees I...
geefranco:
edge0fdesire:
I’ll hear the front door shut and be like:
She’ll walk in all:
And I’ll be like:
Then she’ll come at me like:
I’ll threaten to call the police but she won’t give a damn:
So I sit in the corner and cry til she’s done:
But as soon as she leaves I’m all:
how true!
lol soo true!
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“And when someone apologizes to you enough times for the things they’ll...”
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That awkward moment when you realize you're...
LMFAO
